A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: Why do you have your tits on your back?; The camel responded: What a silly question from someone who has a di_k on his face!


Wife: ;I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!; Husband: I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have
a NEW ONE every morning!


A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big
and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, the father named the baby SUM TING RONG

A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: You look so weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : Doc, I thought you said "3 MALES a day!"

Phone rings and the chinese maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing...... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid
replied:
MASTUR BATING!