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An old couple in Jamaica was puzzled when the coffin of their dead relative arrived from foreign.The corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that her face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter pinned to her chest which read:

Dear Mama and Papa:Mi a sen yu wha lef a Puncie fi di funeral dung deh inna Jamaica. Sarry seh mi couldnt mek di funeral cause dem seh di expenses dem too high. Yu wi find inside a di coffin, unda Puncie body:

12 can a Bully Beef

12 bottle a Posner Shampoo

12 bottle a Posner Conditioner

12 bottle a Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion

12 tube a Colgate toothpaste

Pon Puncie body is a brand new pair a Nike (size 8) fi Keefa.

Unda Puncie head is four pair a Nike fi Boysie son dem.

Puncie a wear six Fubu t-shirt - one is fi Trevor and di rest fi im son dem.

Puncie a wear one dozen Wonder Bras (a fi mi favorite), jus divide dem mongst the likkle gal dem inna di district.

Di two dozen Victoria Secret panty dem dat Puncie have on is fi mi nieces and mi cousin dem.

Puncie also have on eight Levi pants, tek one fi yuhself and give di rest of dem to di likkle boy boy dem whey work pon Papa truck.

Di Swiss diman watch yu did ask mi fa de pan Puncie lef wris and di tings dem wha yu did sen come beg mi for Mama (di earrings, ring and chain), dem is where demsuppose fi wear pon Puncie body, please tek dem before anybody come fi view di body.

I hope seh yu get everyting alright.

Di damn palitishan dem mek yu haffi tief all kina way fi get tings eena di kuntri.

God bless yu and keep yu.

Your loving daughter,
Babsie

P.S. Mi a beg yu find a dress fi Puncie bury eenna.

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