Trevor and Tony are walking home from Greater
 Portmore to Waterford
after a night drinking. They've got no money to get a
taxi and are
staggering all over the place when they find themselves
outside the bus
depot.
Trevor has an idea and says to Tony "Go in deh
and tief a bus so we
can drive home and mi wi stay out ya and watch out fi
 de police".

Tony duly breaks into the garage and is gone for
 twenty minutes while
Trevor is wondering what the hell he's doing.
Eventually Trevor sticks his
head around the wall and sees Tony running from bus to
 bus and looking
very worried.

"What di hell you a do Tony, move it"!
To which Tony replies, "Mi caan find a Waterford
 bus anywhere
Trevor!"
Whereupon Trevor, holding his hands to his head in
 disbelief, shouts "Yu
stupid idiot Tony, tief a ra**klawt downtown bus and
 mek wi get off at the
T-Junction and walk di rest of di way.