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The good the bad and the ugly
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GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY
Good                :  Your wife is pregnant.  
Bad                   :  It's triplets.  
Ugly                  :  You had a vasectomy five years ago.
 
Good                :  Your wife's not talking to you  
Bad                   :  She wants a divorce.  
Ugly                  :  She's a lawyer.
 
Good                :  Your son is finally maturing.  
Bad                   :  He's involved with the women next door.  
Ugly                  :  So are you. 
  
Good                 : Your son studies a lot in his room. 
Bad                    : You find several porn movies hidden there.  
Ugly                   : You're in them.
 
Good                :   Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.  
Bad                   :  You can't find your birth control pills. 
Ugly                  :  Your daughter borrowed them.  
  
Good                 :  Your husband understands fashion. 
Bad                    :  He's a cross-dresser. 
Ugly                   :  He looks better than you. 
  
Good                 :  You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.  
Bad                    :  She keeps interrupting. 
Ugly                   :  With corrections 
  
Good                 :  Your son is dating someone new. 
Bad                    :  It's another man.  
Ugly                   :  He's your best friend.
 
Good                  : Your daughter got a new job.  
Bad                    :  As a hooker.  
Ugly                   :  Your co-workers are her best clients. 
Way ugly          :  She makes more money than you do.


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them mad the especially the last one

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