HOW TO MAKE LOVE
 
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
 
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in
and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk
containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing
bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana
does not soften, repeat  steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash
utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.