While touring a Red Indian reservation filming a documentary, Barbara Walters was puzzled as to the difference in the number of feathers in the head-dresses of the male Indians.
So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his head-dress and his reply was:
'Only have one woman. One woman, one feather.'

Feeling that the brave was only joking, she asked another and he replied:
'Me have two women. Two women, two feathers.'
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners
involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a head-dress full of feathers which, needless to say amused
Ms. Walters who asked the Chief,
'Why do you have so many feathers in your head-dress?'
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said:
'Me Chief, me screw 'em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me screw 'em all.'
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, 'You ought to be hung.'
The Chief said: 'You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake.'
Ms. Walters cried, 'You don't have to be so hostile.'
The Chief replied: 'Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style? Me screw 'em all.'
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, 'Oh dear.'
The Chief said: 'No deer?. Ass too high, run too fast!'