Mi just spot myself pon MTV ah party ah Sean Kingstons 18th birthday party inna Ocho Rios. Nuff people get props pon the show including the fireman from Montego Bay, and a bagga dancers and all that. How Sean did so boring when the boat get stuck ah come from the harbour. Why him mother never fly down? And why him neva have a girl beside him? The man turn 18 and never have no queen and him ah rule so much charts. Anyway, it come in like dem a try obeah 0ne876, one day we pap down, the next day the comments dem nah work, but mi ready fi dem, mi just spin mi roll three time and gi dem a tun back blow, we no fraida the wicked and the heathen, I am under the rock! So oonu can to stop write mi name pon parchment paper now cause mi nah stop talk out oonu business. Abena to the world! Big up all mi famous one876 friends, to the world!

NIKKI Z DOES BELLY RING SONG
Nikki Z buss ya now, she is rap-singing on a Leftside-produced song called Belly Ring. In my opinion, she holds down the spot, kicking a few bars, diva-style with her foreign accent and all these things. She goes: Its the diva Nikki Z, watch my hips swing/I luv-luv-luv to show my belly ring, from the front to the back, you can hear them singthen a snippet from a Kartel hook is sampled from another song with the words no lazy, no lazy. There is a line with what sounds like a phone call from Ele and a conversation about him getting turned on by watching her belly. It kicks off: (Phone rings) Whos that on my celli - yow what up Nikki to Z - What up Elle. All in all, its a very good first effort from our Z princess from around the block and we wish her all the best.

CAPLETON LAUNCHES EVENT LAST NIGHT
Capleton and his manager Ms. Claudette Kemp kicked off the St. Mary Mi Come From launch in style on the 18th floor of the Jamaica Pegasus last night. Capleton have a brief performance, there was a group, Noddy Virtue, Jody Ann Pantry, some dub poet, and a little boy from the Firemans camp. Several artistes showed up Richie Spice, Spanner Banner, Glen Hammond, Queen Paula, Sophia Brown, Macka Diamond, Blue Beenie Mans brother was also there. The Jamaican paparazzi lets call them the jajarazzi were out in their numbers and the stutterflashes of flight from their cameras punctuated the nights proceedings. Mi hear some ah dem a grumble say the food nuh serve until 10:30 p.m., and ah eediat ting dat, but that's why mi is a girl just drink water when mi go media events, mi caan deal wid the 'bellyas' label. Anwyay, some of the bigger heads from the Rastafarian organizations and representatives from the schools and hospital who have been benefactors of Capletons  philanthropy were also present from St. Mary.  The show ah go sell off on August 5th, zeen.

DOZA MEDICINE DISSES ROACH AND WASP
What a way Doza Medicine from the Portmore Empire ah go hard. The song name Not Me, and it ah talk up the business about who and who ah live dutty life inna entertainment. The man straight up diss Roach. She say she no waan no insect, Wasp sting her on her breast, but anno really that get her vex, she say Roach crawl under her dress. The man sick! The Empire sell off!

PETER LLOYD ROCKS CVM ONSTAGE

Peter Lloyd appeared on CVM's 'Onstage' with Winford Williams last week and him almost diss up the promoters dem saying that they were a bit 'mature' and out of touch with what was going on, but maybe they were getting more hip because he was getting on some shows. Lloyd is a bonafide quadruple threat as he acts, and sings quite well scoring mega hits. He is also a competent and eloquent broadcaster, and is versed enough in media to shoot and edit his own videos. Him a gwaan wid a ting 

PEOPLE WAAN FI KNOW
Why the shottas dem a gwaan so terrible? See it de, dem almost kill Pops from UB40 the other night.

Which big media lady pap a big fight with her girlfriend the other day in their apartment, and the neighbours had to intervene? Sort out oonu life!