Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth!
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot. 

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots. 

How do you tell when a blonde is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock. 

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday. 

What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine? 

Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour. 

What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. 

What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic ?
You know how many men went down on the titanic. 

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board ?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board. 

How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. 

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear... 

How does a blonde turn the light out after sex?
She shuts the car's door. 

What do blondes use for protection during sex?
Bus Shelters. 

What does a blonde say after having sex ?
What team do you guys play for!