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> TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
> MARIA:       Here it is.
> TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> CLASS:       Maria.
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> TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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> TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
> GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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> TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
> DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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> TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE:     Me!
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> TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
> MILLIE:          I is..
> TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
> MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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> TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
> LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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> TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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> TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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> TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD:       A teacher
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