There were 3 guys talking in a bar. Two of them are talking about the way they controlled their wives, while the third guy remained quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, 'Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?'

The third fellow says, 'I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees! '

The first two guys were amazed. 'Well..... What happened next?' they asked.

'Well she said.... 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN !!!'