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DON'T TEASE OLD LADIES

rudeDON'T TEASE OLD LADIES ride


Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring
Evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch a nd sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'Apri l Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

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he should f**k th old p*u**yy

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give u all up

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***NICO-T SPEAKZ***


lol

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roro

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HMMM....NOT SURE WHAT TO DO

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he should f**k th old p*u**yy

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lawd!!!!!lol

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lol

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lol.....Granny nuh f**k inna 30 years

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posted already....

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dis post already but it funny still

lollollollol

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my goodddddddddd!!!

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lol

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my word

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Dj killer8 wrote:

he should f**k th old p*u**yy







lol wtf ewwwwwwww

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lmao omg ro

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