Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?

A: They are both 10¢ a screw!

Submitted by: Claude Wimberly

Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme!
Submitted by: Ian R. Almond

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met.

A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?

A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?

A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?

A: To put their feet through.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home