BORING SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE

What is wrong with these boring B list celebrities and their sex tapes? Wha dem a try look? FAME. It nah go work, we just ah go have oonu off as freak and not rate yu. Mi not even sure mi can still watch oonu plays again cause it ah go hard fi see oonu inna the same light. Mi never did too impressed by the video either, Little Johnny never did a deal wid it the right way, is like him a pet it or something, mi know is a cat, but come on, man, do better than dat. Wah mi waan know is how Peter feel about the way she ah expose herself? What are the Marleys saying? And it look like a she ah the camerawoman ah direct the whole thing.