One day a married couple went to have thier child, on arriving in
the doctors office the doctor told them that he just invented a
pain releaver machine which transfers some of the pain from
the mother to the father during labour. The doctor asked if
the father wuz up to it. He replied yes.
When it wuz time for the delivery the doctor prepared the machine
when labour pain struck the mother she screamed so the
doctor transferred a small amount to the father (for starters)
but the father didnt make a sound the mother kept holowing out
so the doctor transferred 50% of the pain to the father, but to his
suprise he didn't felt anything. The baby was almost out and the mother
couldn't take anymore so the father said transfer all the labour pain
to me, the doctor replied it my kill you bcuz your body wasn't made for such
pain. The doctor agreed and transferred 100% of the pain to the father.
To their surpprise the father was not showing any sign of pain.
The couple delivered a healthy baby and everyone was ok.
The father thanked the doctor for his machine.
On arriving home the couple came across a dead Mail Man on their pourch