-when your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

-I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

-Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

-People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

-Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

-The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

-I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

-When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

-I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

-I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

-I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

-I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

-When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.

-Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.



-- Edited by titus at 23:13, 2008-06-06

-- Edited by titus at 23:18, 2008-06-06