Chabee wrote:The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c*#k was missing.He knew about the c*#k fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.During mass, he asked his congregation, 'Has anybody got a c*#k?' All the men stood up.'No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*#k?' All the women stood up.'No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c*#k that doesn't belong to them?' Half the women stood up !'No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is,has anybody seen MY c*#k?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c*#k was missing.
He knew about the c*#k fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, 'Has anybody got a c*#k?' All the men stood up.
'No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*#k?' All the women stood up.
'No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c*#k that doesn't belong to them?' Half the women stood up !
'No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is,has anybody seen MY c*#k?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!
