Yea, its me, its me, its me, your girl Abena and mi come fi tell the whole world say ah me ah lead, the whole world ah read me, some ah dem ah hide from dem boss and ah log onto one876 fi hear wah really a gwaan inna the artiste dem and dem dutty life. Wah do some gal who a try hype pon we and we know everything about dem nasty life, wah do some gal who ah feed dem gal bag juice and toothpaste fi dinner? Nuh badda get mi mad inna dis, mi no fraid fi talk de tings dem because no gal caan call me sadamite and me anno deejay peggy like some ah dem dutty gal ya. One876, mi come fi bun a fire pon this rainy afternoon, gwaan read me . 

FAMOUS COUPLE DAGGERING AGAIN

Somebody please say it aint so. I heard this rumour weeks ago but just totally ignored it, but now, a confidante of mine informed me that even if they had not officially got back together, they were at least daggering. You can just imagine my shock and consternation that this could have actually happened. What would Racquel say? How would Schoolgirl take the news? And of course, wah Zagga Zow haffi say about this? Dem say ole fire stick ketch quick, but this ah one fire mi no waan see start, it woulda too much fi me. Daggering, daggering, daggering...maybe ah next baby coulda soon be on the way....daggering daggering daggering. Worse like how ah pure rain inna Jamaica now.  

THIS JUST IN...NIKKI Z IN 'LANDLORD PASSA PASSA'
Cops were spotted outside the residence of radio personality Nikki Z this morning as the controversial disc jock appeared to be in some sort of dispute with her landlord.

One876entertainment understands that she was handed a notice to vacate the property even though she hadnt occupied the property for more than four weeks. We understand that the problems began when the Z acquired a stove and proceeded to put the landlord's stove outside the house, and the dispute began to mushroom from that incident. We were unable to get in touch with the landlord, or Nikki Z to get a comment. But what a gwaan Nikki Z, first the police ah pressure yu 'bout spliff and now this, dem a hand yu notice , wah really a gwaan?

POISON DART SHOOTING BAFFLES DANCEHALL

Everybody is on me about this Poison Dart shooting say how mi no have the story, but me have a policy, when it come to bad man ting, mi no talk about it unless mi know exactly where it ah come from. Let me tell yu what mi hear on the streets when I was in Fort Lauderdale wid mi girlfriend dem last week. First, mi hear say dem shoot this Poison Dart selector yute ah one dance inna the Ft. Lauderdale region, then last weekend, two other selector get shot at a dance in Tampa, so everybody ah wonder who declare war pon the sound. When the first man get shot, people did feel say it was a personal ting wid him and some other man, but after this shooting, it leave everybody fi wonder if is a personal vendetta against the owner of the sound or what. Thats all mi know, as mi say, ah bad man ting so we no linger inna dem people de affairs. Ah party we say.

NINJAMAN CRITICISES BUJU BANTON AND JR. REID

What a way Ninjaman mash up the Buzz on IRIE FM the other night when him start criticize Junior Reid and Buju Banton fi a buss fight as icon inna the business because it just nuh look right. Him mek the show nice because him all a crack joke say him like IRIE FM because no fight caan bruk inna the studio, when mi hear that, mi laugh so till mi bellybottom cramp. But why him ah talk about an issue like this when him buss tjhe biggest fight inna the history of dancehall wid Vybz Kartel at Sting 2003?

ASSASSINS GIRLS GONE WILD SELL OFF

Mi go Assassins event at Weekenz on Tuesday night and it sell right off. The week before, it never hype, but this week, mi no know, crazy tings gwaan over de.  The girls dem get mad, and crazy bruk out ting gwaan. Yu shoulda see me a do the Gully Creeper inna mi Jimmy Choos, yea, ah straight creeping, and mi buss the uptown linger, weh some gal feel like? Yea, mi have the moves like that.

 

 

RICH N HAPPY SATDAZE TO START NEXT WEEK

Rich and Happy Sat'daze ah go sell off. The spokesperson for the event spoke to one876 and explained the reasons behind the event.

The event is so aptly titled because we are celebrating not only our financial status,  but our spiritual status....I know it sounds like a contrast, but hey with all thats happening now in Jamaica, we need a clean, violence free outlet to vent, and Fyahskymedia has chosen a series of sessions of this nature to do just that, the spokesperson said. There will be 13 themed out events for the course of the summer, starting with a "Pull-over Party" on June 7. Mi nah go miss Night of the Applebottoms on June 14, memba. 

BIG UPS

Big up Charly Black, yu mash up St. Vincent the other day, big up the selector Fire Oneil and Mr. Bling, ah oonu mek Passion Sundays ah No Limit nice, gwaan blaze it, mi miss it last week but this Sunday, yu dun know. Big up the Bembe Squad, the pre-Labour Day show did mad!