Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read her sales pitch below...
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.
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