The wifes mother rushed into the maternity wing to find out how her daughter was progressing. As she entered the waiting room, she spotted her son-in-law. Unbeknown to her, he was listening to the cricket on his IPod. Hows it going? she asked anxiously. Not bad, he smiled, theyve got four out and theres only one to go. Aaah, she screamed, and fainted
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26 people die from swine flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. 2,000,000 people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom!