Teeny Tiny Tina Tot griped and moaned an awful lot. She wanted to grow taller more than babies want to holler, so she jumped inside a nearby flower pot.
Teeny Tiny Tina Tot thought she'd grow an awful lot. But instead of getting bigger she got eaten by a chigger who thought that she deserved just what she got for wanting to be something that she's not.
Poor teeny weeny tiny whiney piney spiney Tiny Tina Tot.