Three prime ministers went to hell, Tony Blair, Bush, and Portia.
Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes.
Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars.
Bush also asked if he could call the US, he stayed on the call for 8 minutes; it cost him $8million dollars.
Portia said she wanted to call Jamaica, she spent 2 HOURS on the call then she asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, $1
dollar; she asked, how cum afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush. Satan
replied, calling from hell to hell is a local call.