One day a Policemanwas directing traffic at Half Way Tree and every minute this madmanrun up to him and say,'Officer wha time yu hav.'  So the policekeep running him and say 'yu naa go no weh so stop ask mi di time'

But the madmankeep on coming back so the Police get fed up and say 'ah 2:30 '. The madman then say to the Police 'when a 3 O'clock , come suck out mi B@tty'

The Police get vex and start run down the madmanwidim batten.  So di the madman lost him round a corner near Missa Chin shop.
So the Police ask Missa Chi n if him see a Madmanrun pass ya.

Missa Chin say 'no, but a wha him do yu?

Di Police say, 'him no see mi a direct traffic round so and come talk say mi fi come suck out im b@tty when 3 o'clock come'

Missa Chin look pan him watch and Say

'But no jus quataa to Three now, Wha happen, yu cyaan wait ??'