An old Jamaican lady is in an elevator in a high rise apartment building in New York, going to visit some relatives.

A beautiful young woman gets in smelling like very expensive perfume.

She turns up her nose at the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio, Beverly Hills, $120.00 an ounce."

The old lady with a deadpan expression says nothing.

Another young, beautiful, expensive-smelling woman enters the lift, turns, looks down her long pointed nose at the old lady and says "Chanel No.5, Paris, $200.00 an ounce"

The lift is now filled with the aroma of the magnificent scents of the c****ined perfumes.

One floor later, as the Jamaican lady approaches her destination, she quietly eases out a long silent fart, which quickly overpowers the c****ined expensive perfumes and leaves the other two women with watery eyes.

As she steps out of the elevator, she turns and says "Calaloo, Jamaica, $40 a bunch"