NO RAMP WID JAMAICAN, WE WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING Fe SURVIVE:::

A Jamaican living in the States was down on his luck. Out of work and
broke, he started going around to various companies in the city begging
for
a job, any job.
Finally he got one at the zoo. The zookeeper looked stressed out. 'The
monkey escaped last night', the zoo-keeper said,' if you are willing to
put
on a monkey suit and stand in the monkey's cage for a couple days, I'll
pay
you' The Jamaican immediately accepted. The pay was OK and the work
wasn't
hard. He swung from the tree, and the kids fed him fruits and nuts. He
actually started enjoying himself. He even started adding a few
acrobatic
moves that he had seen on TV. Later in the afternoon he swung a bit too
vigorously, lost his grip and flew clean out of the monkey cage and
landed
in the lion cage next door. The lion let out a huge roar and our friend
in
the monkey suit bawled out, 'LAWD GOD, MI DEAD NOW'. The huge lion
immediately pounced on him, grabbed him by the throat and whispered,
'Man shut yuh ra**, if yuh evah mek mi lose di likkle wuk yuh si...A
bite
up u ra**