When she moves her ass she has to make two trips.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photographThe back of her neck looks like a six-pack of hot dogs."Place Your Ad Hear" is printed on each of her buttcheeks.The local restaurant has a sign: "MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY:  YO MAMA"When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.When she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.I ran around her twice and got lost.Her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side".Her sneakers need license plates.When she goes to a restaurant, she gets an estimate.She can't even jump to a conclusion.She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.