* 10. The monitor is up on blocks. * 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. * 8. The six front keys have rotted out. * 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them. * 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. * 5. The password is "Bubba". * 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. * 3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive). * 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
ok now when di redneck dem start mek post bout how do u know if a nigger has been using the computer..an a say things like...theres chicken grease on the keys...unnuh nuh badda screw up yu face...