> >Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? > >A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. > > > >Q: Why did God give men penises? > >A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. > > > >Q: What is an Australian kiss? > >A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under. > > > >Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? > >A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. > > > >Q: Why can't you trust a woman? > >A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? > > > >Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? > >A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your > >house and car with them. > > > >Q: What's the speed limit of sêx? > >A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. > > > >Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? > >A: They don't have balls to scratch. > > > >«·´`·.(*·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·*).·´`·»«·´¨*·.¸¸.«~The > >Boss~».¸¸.·*¨`·»«·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·* *·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» > > > >