> >Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
> >A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
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> >Q: Why did God give men penises?
> >A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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> >Q: What is an Australian kiss?
> >A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
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> >Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
> >A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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> >Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
> >A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
> >
> >Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
> >A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your
> >house and car with them.
> >
> >Q: What's the speed limit of sêx?
> >A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
> >
> >Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
> >A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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