A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife
 'Ya know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station.
  Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
 Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
 Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
 So from now on womon, when I say
 'Bell one', I want you to strip naked. When I say
 'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I say
 'Bell three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl.'
 The next night he came home and shouted:
 'Bell One!', and his wife stripped naked.
 'Bell Two!', and she jumped on the bed.
 'Bell Three!', and they started to make love.
  After a few minutes, the wife yelled out
 'Bell Four!'. 'WOMON... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?', he asked.
She replied 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!!!!'