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biggaman121

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE ******** lol lol lol lol lol

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

4 Gently add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight though).

6. Love is complete when banana is soft.

If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

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very amusing. __________________ Disappointments in life are just little steps that take you up to greater things.

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lol i hear it already bt di "if cake rises leave town" funny nuh phuck lmao __________________

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LOL mad "leave town if cake rises" LOL LOL LOL __________________

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lol __________________ ZEPHANIAH 2:4 BUSY ON DI ROAD

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lmao..uno fi be a daddy 2 unu yute bt leave town!!! __________________ I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.