Ah haaye
Aye
Ah

Me just drink a magnum , eat some oysters out ah ???
Decide me ah go check a fillie
Cah me and her done plan , say we ah go down ah negrily
She want fi meet me nother brother willie
Me mek reservation with me credit card pon me billy
For two days we say we ah go chilly
Me never book no room ah town , cah me nuh wah nobody see me
Away me never wah nobody gi me
Worse the car wey me did ah drive, ah fi me girl ah never fi mi
Me never wah dem see nobody in it
Me reach ah negril now , and ah book in with kimmie
People just tell me wah me see.

Me ah check in and me girl ah check out with a man
And dem ah walk out hand in hand
Me ah check in and me girl ah check out with a man
Now how she say she gone cayman?
Me ah check in and me girl ah check out with a man
And dem ah walk out hand in hand
Me ah check in and me girl ah check out with a man
How she still dey pon the island?

Me get buss, but she get buss worser than me
Because she done do fi her thing aready
She ah hide me ah try fi hide too like she
Cause me ah mek sure me nuh waste me money
Me drive too far come cross the country
Fi me waste time now fi argue with she
Tell the fella at the desk hurry up with the key
Cah we ah turn this hotel inna bun bakery
Still cant believe wey me see

Chorus

Inna the room now ah start up a thing
Half an hour after me phone dat ah ring
Me tek a look pon in and see ah she calling
When me answer the phone me hear bear bawling
Me say..right now , me nah have no time fi you
You never see me and worse me never see you
You fi dey foreign and me fi dey ah Kingstown too
So its a dream wey we see we one another ah do..oh god

Chorus

Repeat 1st verse + chorus x2