Parkinsons Disease - a chronic disease of the central nervous system caused by lowered levels of the inhibitory neurotransmitter dopamine. Symptoms include muscular tremors and weakness. Once you get this definition it should be clear.




This man & woman have been married to each other for over sixty
years. For the last few years the only sex they have, is she holds his
penis in her hand.

Anyway,
the husband comes home late one night and says "Honey I'm sorry,I still
love you, but I'm leaving you for another woman."

The wife
gets hysterical and starts screaming at him. "Well, is she younger than
me?" He says "No." She screams "Well, is she prettier than me?" He says
"Well, no." She asks "Is she rich?" He says "Hell no!" By then the
woman has completely lost it, and screams at the top of her lungs,
"Well then what does that BITCH have that I don't have?" Husband
replies with a grin "P-P-PP-Parkinsons Disease."

-- Edited by pengo at 15:25, 2008-03-16