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I HATE JOB

 When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home         From work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section        And purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be        Very sure you get this brand.        When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and        Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very        Comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the        Package and remove the thermometer.        Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will        Not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out        The literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small        Print there is a   statement,         "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is        Personally tested."         Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad        I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."         HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS 

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Ha Ha Ha .....WTF , LOL

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MZ Life Time Super G/\Z/\ Member
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lmao

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lol lol a real ting

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lol chaaaaaaa

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rofl.gif whey di hell

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high as hell so it took me 30 mins toread that... but lol im glad i like my job

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goooooooooooooooooooooooooood god


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