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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said Im a doctor, I save lives, so I must live, and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, Im a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live.

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, My son, Ive lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace.

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, Not to worry, Father. The smartest man in the world just took off with my back pack.

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Date: 16:54 02/29 2008

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LMAO!!! ... di lawyer jump out wid di man school bag & tink seh a Parachute __________________ Trademarksound.imeem.com

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Date: 17:03 02/29 2008

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Date: 17:05 02/29 2008

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MAd ah road __________________

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Date: 17:06 02/29 2008

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lol __________________

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mad __________________

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Date: 19:13 02/29 2008

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lmao __________________ --empire to di werl!!!--

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Date: 23:04 02/29 2008

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thats karma for yu, can bet the amount of shit he did in his life lolol __________________ IF A SO THEN A SO........

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Date: 23:11 02/29 2008

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is a lawyer..him muss do beer shit in a him life....lol it funny still __________________ [\\<<.>>\|\|_-_-_-_--__--_[J \|ä \|§\|0\|Ñ]_--__--_-_-_-_\|\|<<.>>//]