One evening a man recieves a phone call...

"Hi is that Mr Stone?"

"Yes, speaking"

"Hi Mr Stone, it's Sister Jan at the hospital. I've got some bad news. We've had a fire & all our records have been mixed up. We've sorted all of them out except 2. 1 of them is your wife."

"How can I help?"

"Well I have to tell you one record shows the patient has Aids the other shows Alzheimers Disease"

"Oh my Sister, what should I do?"

"Well is your wife home?"

"Yes"

"I suggest you send your wife on a long walk, if she finds her way home, DON'T f**k HER!"