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MZJ ELECT WIFIE
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Mommy's affair ................ DWL


>> A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
>> work.
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>> Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
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>> bedroom closet to watch.
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>> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
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>> not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
>>
>> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>>
>> The man says, "Yes, it is."
>>
>> Boy - "I have a baseball."
>>
>> Man - "That's nice."
>>
>> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
>>
>> Man - "No, thanks"
>>
>> Boy - "My dad's outside."
>>
>> Man - "OK, how much?"
>>
>> Boy - "$250"
>>
>> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
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>> in the closet together.
>>
>> Boy - "Dark in here."
>>
>> Man - "Yes, it is."
>>
>> Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
>>
>> The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
>>
>> Boy - "$750"
>>
>> Man - "Fine."
>>
>> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
>> go
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>> outside and have a game of catch."
>>
>> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
>>
>> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>>
>> Boy - "$1,000"
>>
>> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
>>
>> that.... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
>> take
>>
>> you to church and make you confess."
>>
>> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
>>
>> confession booth and he closes the door.
>>
>> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>>
>> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."


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COME ON THIS WAS CRAZY FUNNY LOLOL

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ROFL DWL LOL

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ME STILL A LAUGH LOL LORDDDDDDDDDDDD

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pityASRpity goes to show yu eveyone has something to hide in the closet

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LOL U KNOW IT BOO BUT NOT ME N U WE GOOD NPPL NOW CRAZY PICKNY MUST HAVE NUFF TINGS A HIDE WITH THAT STAINLESS MAN DEH

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crazy lol

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a wah kinda ting dat priest a deal wid lol

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dis funny as hell...i gine steal dis

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the priest make house calls! lol. spread the holy water

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roro i remember this

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