>> A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at >> work. >> >> Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the >> >> bedroom closet to watch. >> >> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, >> >> not realizing that the little boy is in there already. >> >> The little boy says, "Dark in here." >> >> The man says, "Yes, it is." >> >> Boy - "I have a baseball." >> >> Man - "That's nice." >> >> Boy - "Want to buy it?" >> >> Man - "No, thanks" >> >> Boy - "My dad's outside." >> >> Man - "OK, how much?" >> >> Boy - "$250" >> >> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are >> >> in the closet together. >> >> Boy - "Dark in here." >> >> Man - "Yes, it is." >> >> Boy - "I have a baseball glove." >> >> The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" >> >> Boy - "$750" >> >> Man - "Fine." >> >> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's >> go >> >> outside and have a game of catch." >> >> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." >> >> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" >> >> Boy - "$1,000" >> >> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like >> >> that.... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to >> take >> >> you to church and make you confess." >> >> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the >> >> confession booth and he closes the door. >> >> The boy says, "Dark in here." >> >> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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