I was walking down the beach the other day & saw a woman with no arms & no legs. I felt for her so I went up and asked, "have you ever been kissed?" she said she hadn't, so I kissed her. Then I asked, "have you ever had your tits caressed?" she said she hadn't, so I caressed them. The I asked "Have you evr been f**ked?" She said no I haven't, so I picked her up, threw in the water & said "now you f**ked!"