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RiddimRyder

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Date: 14:22 01/04 2008

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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

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Date: 00:56 01/05 2008

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mad!! lol lol __________________ New Day And Age, New Gunz, New Generation, New Reasons To Live, New Reasons To Die.......

Crazypickney

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Date: 14:52 01/05 2008

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so harsh! __________________

PAPSROMEO

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Date: 14:46 01/07 2009

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ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________

chromeframe

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Date: 14:50 01/07 2009

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boy dem woman dirty ee __________________ kendell harrowhttp://www.sendspace.com/file/3bagzy

Rimz876

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Date: 15:23 01/07 2009

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lolol __________________ Go farther Go further Go harder Is that not Why we came? and if not, Then why bother?

KDB

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Date: 15:29 01/07 2009

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Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII if was dis man mi wudda gweh and neva eva look back __________________ *(¯`·._Worth ya weight in gold_.·´¯)*

kingj954718876

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Date: 15:34 01/07 2009

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FUNNI __________________ TRI CITY COMMITTEE.COM TWITTER FACEBOOK

jmeil

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Date: 21:06 01/07 2009

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mhm lol lol __________________

trizzle360

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Date: 10:49 01/08 2009

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lol __________________ Trizzle360...

Rojay

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Date: 20:42 01/08 2009

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Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." if me a did him me leave an never look at her again __________________

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Date: 20:43 01/08 2009

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__________________ I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. Least Said Soonest Mended.

STUWY77

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Date: 20:45 01/08 2009

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dem man that make dem argument hold dem are so limited.. i would have to hit a comeback line to save my self example: Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Me: "holy shit.. i was the one who gave you your shot.. how is it going?" __________________

Dj Dillie

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Date: 00:13 01/10 2009

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Woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dats harsh but mi still love dem __________________ G. Dillon u knw a dillie! The girl hot cuppa chilling any girl com inna mi bed mi ago killie!