1.  THINGY (thing-ee) n. --  To a female a THINGY is any part under a car's hood. 
To a male a THINGY is the strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2.  VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj. -- To a female being VULNERABLE is to fully open up one's self emotionally to another. 
To a man being VULNERABLE is playing football without a cup.

3.  COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-Kay-shon) n. -- To a female, COMMUNICATION is the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. 
To a male COMMUNICATION is leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.  COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. -- To a female, COMMITMENT is a desire to get married and raise a family. 
To a male, COMMITMENT is trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5.  ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. -- To a female, ENTERTAINMENT is a good movie, concert, play or book. 
To a male, ENTERTAINMENT is anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6.  FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. -- To a female, FLATULENCE is an embarassing byproduct of indigestion. 
To a male, FLATULENCE is a source of entertainment, male bonding and self-expression.

7.  MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. -- To a female MAKING LOVE is the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
A male's definitionA of MAKING LOVE?  "Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it."

8.  REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n. -- To a female a REMOTE CONTROL is a device for changing from one TV channel to another.
To a male a REMOTE CONTROL is a device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.