One day a Policeman was directing traffic atHalf-Way-Tree and every minute this madman ran up to him and say,"Officer wha time yu hav." So the police
keep running him and say "yu naa go no way so stop ask mi di time"
But the Madman kept on coming back, so the Police got
fed up and say "ah 2:30"

The madman then say to the Police "when a 3 o'clock come suck out mi Batty hole"  The Police got vex and started running after the madman
wid his batten. The madman lost him round a corner near Missa Chin shop.

The Police ask Missa Chin, yu see a Madman run pass ya?
Missa Chin say, no, but a wha im do yu? di Police say,"him no see mi a direct traffic round so and come talk say mi fi come suck im Batty hole when 3 o'clock come"

Missa Chin look pan him watch and say "But no jus 1/4 to 3!! Wha happen, yu cyaan wait??"