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Garrick
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While crossing the street one day a Jamaican MP is tragically hit by a
truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there
is a problem. We have never had a Jamaican high official around these
parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.

What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then
you
can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of
a
green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front
of
it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is shaking his hand, and reminiscing about the good times they
had
while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
champagne.  Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy
who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a
good
time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises
to
heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.  They have a
good
time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter
returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
choose
your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never
have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I
would
be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
land
covered with waste and garbage.  He sees all his friends, dressed in
rags,
picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls
from
above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and
there
was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank
champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland
full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning... Today you voted!

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j_anthony
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now him get a taste a weh him put people tru

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lol true

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hahaha maad

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BAP BAP BAP!!! Dah joke yah bad, LOL!!!

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thumbsupplol he get what he deserve!

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serve di f**ker rite

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sik

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tru tru lol

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proper way....a dat fi gwaan

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lol

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ah e world dis

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