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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**kin blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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and if they were really married....... he'd hold her head under the blankets!!! __________________ .........................................................................................