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dappa75wifie

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Date: 19:53 12/16 2007

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: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die?

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.

Q: What's the speed limit of sêx?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch

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26 people die from swine flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. 2,000,000 people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom!

Crazypickney

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: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: Its Braille for "suck here". __________________

Mellow_Moods

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Date: 13:28 06/26 2008

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lmao...Goodyear tyres eh __________________ If education is expensive..try ignorance

alligcold

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Date: 18:46 06/26 2008

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YUNG_BERRY

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Date: 20:53 06/26 2008

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Klanz Man

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Date: 20:54 06/26 2008

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najah

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Date: 20:55 06/26 2008

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JamaicanQueen

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Date: 20:55 06/26 2008

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Dane

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Date: 20:57 06/26 2008

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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. dis mad __________________

zortec

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Date: 20:58 06/26 2008

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mad!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Koi ni shishou nashi.Love needs no teaching.....

balkie

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Date: 20:58 06/26 2008

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LOL __________________ *MUSIC IS A MISSION NOT A COMPETITION*

jepomaxxx

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Date: 21:01 06/26 2008

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jah kno __________________

Djfella

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