: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: Its Braille for "suck here".
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What is an Australian kiss? A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: Why can't you trust a woman? A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Q: What's the speed limit of sêx? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch
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26 people die from swine flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. 2,000,000 people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom!
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. dis mad