Subject: Does size matter? > > > > > > Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy > > had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. > > > > She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts > > at the maturity of a 12 year old. > > > > He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, > > Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he
> > also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.."I > > too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I > > hope you could deal with that once we are married. > > > > She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant > > size penis."Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for > > the Honeymoon. > > > > Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started > > touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in > > Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran > > after her to find out what was wrong. She said, You told me your > > penis was the size of an infant!" Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 > > ounces, 19 inches long!!"
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