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dappa75wifie
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JAMAICAN RASTA BIRD VERY FUNNY
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A Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach in Folly Port Antonio.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with
the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked,
'Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?' Thinking quickly, the Rasta
replied, 'A bird.'
 
The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell
asleep. When he woke up, he was in the Portland hospital in
tremendous pain.
 
The police asked him what happened. The Rasta 
said, 'Mi noh kno. I mon was lying on de beach, dislikkle gal asked me aquestion, den I mon.... guess I mon mussah dozed off an next ting I manknow is I mon deh ya.'
 
The police went t o the beach, found the littlegirl, and asked her 'What did you do to that naked Rasta?' After apause, the girl replied,'me neva do nutten to him? Nutten at all. Mewas a play wid him bird an it spit pon me. So, me bruk its neck, crackedits two eggs dem, and set de nest pon fire!'

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i think i laughed a bit too hard while reading this, now i need to go to tha hospital lol lol lol!!!!!

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dis neva post already
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