8am, One monday morning a man was speeding to work along a highway and was radared by a cop hidden behind a bridge. The cop flags him down to write him a ticket, when questioning him he asks, "and why are you in such a hurry this morning?". The man, pissed off he's getting a ticket, replies, "I'm running late for work."
The cop then asks, "what do you do for a living that is so important that you can't be 5 minutes late?!"
The man replies, "I stretch rectums and I have a very important appointment this morning." The cop, confused, asks the man, "you stretch rectums?"
The man then explains, " Yes, you see i start with two fingers and work my way outward on the rectum, then i move to four, six, 8 fingers...and so on, to the diameter they want their rectum stretched... This morning I'm suppose to stretch a rectum to 6ft in diameter!"
The cop, intrigued, then askes the man "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole??"
And the man replies, "Give him a radar gun and send him to the highway at 8 in the morning."

-- Edited by Ryano at 02:57, 2007-12-15