I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better
every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day.
You work for 30 years until you're too young to
work steady.
You get ready for college: drink alcohol, party,
and you're pretty much a free spirit.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on
tap,
and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.