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Jamaican Sandals

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this
small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,
"You foreigners! Cam in. Cam into my humble shop!" So they walked
in, and the Jamaican said, "I have some special sandals I tink you would
be interested in... Dey make you wild at da sex".

"The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but the husband
felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband
asked the shopkeeper, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?

"The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do
nutting cept try dem on."So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In
the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violentlyover a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, andgrabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican began screaming, "Da Fak... you got dem on da wrong feet!
Mon, you got dem on da wrong feet.