A boy rides to school on a brand new bike and all of his school friends are amazed that he could afford such a thing. When he was asked by his friend how he got it he replied saying that he was walking home the night before and a girl passed him on her bike, skidded to a halt infront of him and took off all her clothes and shouted "take what you want", so he took the bike. "Good choice" his friends said, "The clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway"